By: Choo Sing Chye (24-5-08)
Coffee shops nowadays are getting popular not that they are cheap, but it’s the talk that the people are going for. Never look down on coffee shops, the talks there do carry a lot of weight and you’ll be at your own peril if you do not take them seriously.
If you don’t believe me, ask Dr. Chua. He said that he had heard about the secret committee as far back as two years ago but thought it was just “coffee shop” talk. Huh ha! There you are, you didn’t listen, you thought it was cheap coffee shop talk, and now you pay for it. Now you know Dr. Chua, but since you said this, “I began to take it seriously after the DVD episode,” you are safe from here on.
One thing for sure, the MCA’s snoop squad (SS) leaders are pricey snoopers, and their pay matches those of Division One officers, but not the educationally. And at RM 10,000 a month just to snoop, nobody is going to dispute it. What is so good about this job is that it needs no educational qualification to apply. Whether you have UPSR, SRP or SPM, it does not matter, what matter is that you must possess these skills of being slimy, sleazy and seedy, you are definitely in.
Anyway, the character who pays this kind of money is plenty smart, he sticks to the advice of our famous Sun Tzu like super glue, not the cheap tapioca glue, my mother used to make for me during my primary school days.
Sun Tzu in his 'Art of War,’ spoke about fitting rewards for the gatherers of information. In another word, one should not be a cheapo or cheapskate when it comes to paying spies. Pay them cheaply and you’ll get cheap hearsay intelligence and perhaps one or two dirty jokes thrown in, free of charge. That’s what you’ll get.
In the case of Khairy, please don’t simply open your ‘rice-cruncher’ (borrowed from S H Tan) in Parliament before double checking the reports your boys gave you. Your boys might have got it from Mat Rempit, they, from their mother who happened to get it from a Chinese Ah Soh while she was doing her marketing, and this Ah Soh from a pork seller who in turn got it from a pig rearer and he, from the MCA guys who visited his farm before the 08 elections.
If you have a ‘hard-talk’ with these MCA guys, the truth might eventually come out and they would probably said with a cheeky smile, “heh, heh, heh, we made it up…” So don’t be a fool, Khairy.
The other day in Parliament, the PAS MP’s PNB abbreviation got you, I thought, with a ‘Mauy-Thai’ knee kick which you and I know where ‘mt’ knee kick usually lands and probably he missed his mark (not chun – not accurate) because you didn’t squeal when you continued speaking.
When Lim Keng Yaik’s disclosure hit the street, many were baffled why it didn’t come out from the Coffee Shops first. Well, it is easy to explain, this ‘beggars’ thing were a talk of the Coffee Shops from day one of the 10, 11, 12 GE, nobody seems to care or notice. So now, LKY had proven it, and it’s not just ‘che tai poaw’ (bluffing-literally means transport a big cannon in Cantonese).
So to all non-Cantonese speaking people, please don’t feel hurt if some Cantonese speaking politicians refused to pose with you when there’s a cannon in the background. Please be understanding okay.
Well, before LKY’s disclosure, many even in the oppositions didn’t believe it. You tell me, how can Gerakan, MCA and MIC taiko can be ‘beggars’ when they don’t sleep under bridges or in ‘kaki limas’. It just doesn’t make sense?
These BN fellows are definitely not ‘beggars’, but ‘little napoleons.’ They live in condos, bungalows or huge buildings that looked like palaces. To the rakyat, they are hypocrites. Talking about napoleons, luckily, these guys are not into French politics, or they would get labeled as cafard, in French lingo, it means cockroach which also colloquially means hypocrite or if you like, hypocrite-cockroach. Pick any one of the word, it means the same. Cafard only applies to politicians in the French speaking world. So you guys in Malaysia are safe.
Now that the 08 GE is over, many BN fellows are beginning to voice their dissatisfactions against UMNO and clearly it is not because of the waving of the keris or ketuanan Melayu or Dr Mahathir, in actuality, it is the size of the crumbs that UMNO gave them.
Sorry, I didn’t make it up, Lim Keng Yaik openly said it. He said that UMNO ‘treats them like beggars’. So it wouldn’t be big ‘Ang-pows’. Why other leaders from the BN component parties didn’t say it or complain? Perhaps they got small crumbs and LKY got xxsmall crumbs or perhaps they are eying on Pakatan Rakyat’s field lately because after the 08 General Elections, looks greener.